Not in any particular order...

 

1. When the kids are sick

2. Bad acting

3. My lack of ambition

4. Being wrong

5. Spoiled kids (actually, their parents)

6. Religion in politics

7. George Bush

8. Stubbing my toe

9. When good shows get cancelled

10. Rude customer service workers

11. Not getting enough sleep

12. Liars (especially the ones who have no idea I KNOW they are lying so they keep doing it over and over)

13. Liver

14. Dangerous souless corporations who are taking over the country

15. Lazy parents

16. Dirty snow

17. Rap music

18. When people think you have to breastfeed until the kid is in middle school

19. Overly drunk people

20. Winter

21. Relentless Bible pushing religious people who refuse to believe there are OTHER beliefs just as legitimate as theirs

22. Oppression

23. Cruelty in any form

24. Bad teeth

25. Yippy dogs that don't EVER shut up

26. Being cold

27. Being cold AND wet

28. Having the flu

29. Pills getting stuck in back of my throat

30. Biting the side of my cheek and then doing it again in the exact same spot